Cats From Hell
A Card Game That Proves Your Cat Was Always Plotting Against You
Designed For Cat PeopleBy Cat People
You love cats. But let's face it.
You have moments where you go "For fuck's sake Whiskers, get off the fucking stove."
We are exactly like you. Except that we decided to make a card game of it.
*cough* laughs at own misery *cough*
How does the game work?
Like herding cats, but funnier
Complete routines like "Make Dinner" or "Take a Nap"
Play chaos cards like "Furball attack" to ruin your friends' routines
Complete 3 routines and be declared the Supreme Overlord of all small sized, 4 legged furry animals
Warning: No cats were harmed in the making of this game. Except Whiskers, who we left in the microwave.
Why Should You Sign Up?
We're cat people, so we'll get straight to it. Here's why.
40% Early Bird Discount - worth 17 cans of dodgy smelling tuna
Early Access - play this hilarious game before the peasants hear of it
Lottery - 10 lucky people get their cat's face printed on the box
Very Real Testimonials
from very real players
“Do I recommend it? Sure. It’s cheaper than Prozac and at least you get to blame the cat.” - My Doctor
“I bought this so we would spend less time on screens. Joke’s on me - we're still staring at rectangles.” - My Friend
“I never wanted to spend time with him. Now I spend time with him and his cats’ imaginary bowel problems. Thanks, I hate it.” - My Grumpy Neighbour